2 Bags - 1 Wrap: When You Have No Wrap

Today's post was inspired by recent events.

Last night I went to my boy Jake's* house to relax, watch some Monday Night Football, and have our usual "after work" smoke session. I was in the middle of rolling some Super Sour in my preferred method of THC transportation, an
Entourage, when one my best friends (let's call her Violet) arrived on the scene.

Violet had a predicament.

She had the goods but no supplies. The cookie mix but no baking sheet. The twerk...but no ass. Basically, she had the green but no wrap. Granted she could have walked down the one flight of stairs and half a block to the corner store to get one, but it wasn't that serious.  The severity of the situation did not warrant immediate action. I was in the middle of sprinkling my herb into the Entourage - everyone was out of work - we were just coolin - no reason to take that mini hike to the QuikEMart...at least not at that moment.

So Violet ended up whipping out her personal stash and handed me a nugget, roughly half the size of my contribution, to add to the blunt I was creating. I ground it down with my index and thumb, and scattered the additional bud into the wrap.

Personally, I love a  Mary Jane cocktail.  Maybe it's purely psychological, but I love the extra boost achieved from having two different strains in the same blunt.

I'm not going to finish the story because we all know how it ended:

WE GOT HIGH AS FUCK!

The Rule:

• The person that has bud, but does not have a wrap (or bong), and does not desire getting one, should contribute approximately half of what the roller is putting in their wrap.

The Manner:

• Never come with your arms swinging.
• Never arrive empty handed.

Smoke sessions can be compared to a potluck dinner. A potluck is a meal where all participants bring a dish. A potluck is not a dinner party where bringing something is optional.

Smoke sessions = potluck dinner = contributions are required

The Rule Exception:

• If the amount of bud is not enough to create its own blunt, feel free to contribute everything you have because half isn't worth shit.
• If half will leave you without something substantial to smoke later, you can go get your ass a wrap ASAP because I'm assuming the entire amount is enough to create something we can smoke together.

The ONLY way someone would be able to participate in a smoke session under these conditions is if the dynamic of their relationship with the other smokers allows it. Most likely if, like Violet, you regularly partake in smoke sessions with the same heads, you're good!

We're pretty understanding people. Just don't make it a habit as that can get annoying real quick.

Thanks for reading. Happy Tokin!


~Puff Puff Peace Out~



*I changed names to protect the jobs of those that I smoke with :)*